James Randal Stacy

Master of lightning, conqueror of souls

Profile

James Randal Stacy was born when Zeus decided he was tired of hitting all that Olympic Ass, and descended to Earth. Laying his eyes on a particularly fine maiden, Zeus laid his lightning rod to her - hard. Thus a legend was born.

Skills

HEALTH:
ASS-WHOOPING:
LIGHTNING-ROD SMASH:

EPIC PWNING
BIG COWBOY HATS
...AND A HUUUGE ROD.